keenquing:

lord-kitschener:

omgthatartifact:

Spring-Loaded Dick in a Box

19th century

Christie’s

Your dashboard has now been greatly improved by the presence of the phrase “Spring-Loaded Dick in a Box.”

#God bless the Victorian era

slick-fires:

nebulaofdreams:

puprocks:

shaylarain:

justtouchedawkwardly:

The latest commercial from The Central Institute of Technology in Australia.

oh my god, just watch it.

Oh my god. 

What. The. Fuck.

holy

fucking

tits

what the actual fuck

ask-molagbal:

askerandur:

garrettvalk:

sarvel:

garrettvalk:

sarvel:

wolfbrain-farkas:

half-nord-dovahkiin:

ircimages:

I think I might be in over my head…

Hey Farkas, I could use some help…

((ooc; NOOOOOOPE.))

 Oh I can handle this.

Someone hang onto this cure poison for me, I’ll be back for it in a minute.

OH GODS

 Rett? Oh good. You stay here and hold this.

-gives him a Cure Poison-

I’m going to need it. Thankfully these are small ones so one swing each should do…

-jumps down into the SWAAAARM-

-Grabs bottle, then just curls up in a ball on the ground and sort of wimpers-

 …Do you need any help with that?

That looks like Mephala’s business. I suggest a collective manning up and using that fire breath thing dragons are known for.

flannpyrope:

shooshpappap:

thejacktoyournoir:

string-bean-a-la-mode:

kats-in-space:

deletethestars:

WHOOO Finally done. Feel free to cut these out and give them to the kids in your Biology 101 class. Bonus points if you don’t even know them. (Full Res)

Thanks soooo much to both NotoriouslyFeral and theodorepython for helping me out with the poems and stuff. And if you don’t like our poems (or find an obvious typo that we somehow didn’t see) HERE is the blank version. :) Happy Valentines to all my little homostucks <3

Jeez all of these are cute… except… Equius that is not cute

*snort*

terezi is entirely flawless

Oh Gamzee baby sweet.

terezi

feferi

dawwww

broagunk:

THE DESTROYER 

The Shocker

The Spocker