buttgenie: ask your doctor if Yaoi is right for you
Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial” and people will be like “oh like the mermaid” and i’ll say “no like the font”
Why I Love My Mother
Politician at door: (blah blah blah)...and my strong commitment to traditional family values, as my wife of 28 years will attest.
Shade's mom: Sir, I don't care if you have orgies every Tuesday night so long as you get your job done.
Shade's mom: Also, if "traditional family values" is a sneaky way of saying "anti-gay marriage stance," you should know that my daughter is bisexual, and if I never get to cry at her wedding because some law you passed made her wedding illegal, I will personally see that your wife of 28 years has a lesbian awakening in time for you to discover the virtues of traditional divorce.
Politician: ...you have yourself a nice day, m'am.
Odin is so godly his ball sack has a beard.
thenewagecaveman: my little nephew has this spiderman motorcycle toy but the fiGURE IS THE FUUNIEST THING BECAUSE YOU CAN POSE IT LIKE THIS “Imma get ya bad guys” “TWERK TEAM”
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: homosexuality was created by Obama to tear apart our country
revupthemstriders: just wanted to jump in on this ponify stuff and i’m going to go read some porn fic with this up ill tell you how it goes
penisparker: notdaredevil: penisparker: i’ve got a phd in the art of not giving a shit you can’t get a doctorate in art i don’t give a shit